Monday, April 18, 2005

Top 10 Things Not To Say To A Pregnant Woman


1. Are you pregnant?
2. Want a glass of wine?
3. Got milk?
4. Wow, you sure do look further along than only 4 months!
5. It’ll be a 45-minute wait for your table, ma’am.
6. Are you going to eat all of that?
7. Don’t worry; you’ll forget the pain!
8. I never gained that much weight when I was pregnant.
9. Sorry! I ate the last of the Doritos [or insert craving of the moment]!

10. So, who’s the lucky guy?

1 comment:

Jürgen Nation said...

HAH! I committed a MAJOR felony once. It was when I went back to school and was working at the bar. Well, I volunteered to be a server at a private party, a baby shower. So I get there and the chatty woman helping me get situated seemed like it was her shindig. So I say, "when are you due?" Oops. She replied, "I'm not the one who's pregnant."

**SMACKING HEAD**

Then I tried to backpedal. I said, "well, you don't look like it [she didn't], but I just thought..." Too late. The damage was done. Luckily I recovered and had fun, but only because she didn't choose to brew about it. Like I would have.

I will never EVER again ask, assume, etc. I've learned my lesson.