Monday, April 18, 2005
Top 10 Things Not To Say To A Pregnant Woman
1. Are you pregnant?
2. Want a glass of wine?
3. Got milk?
4. Wow, you sure do look further along than only 4 months!
5. It’ll be a 45-minute wait for your table, ma’am.
6. Are you going to eat all of that?
7. Don’t worry; you’ll forget the pain!
8. I never gained that much weight when I was pregnant.
9. Sorry! I ate the last of the Doritos [or insert craving of the moment]!
10. So, who’s the lucky guy?